The Insanely Dangerous Things We Do to Get On TV

Yesterday, “Fearless” Felix Baumgartner became an instant television star after jumping over 38-kilometres (23.61 miles) above the Earth,on verge of space.

The Austrian dare-devil dropped about 1, 100 kilometres per hour (684 miles per hour) breaking several world records, while becoming the trending topics on most of the social networks, and having his space-suit-mug plastered on all media around the world.

This isn't the first – and it won’t be the last – insanely dangerous thing someone has done to garner instant fame. Remember this past June when Nik Wallenda walked across Niagara Falls on a tight rope?

Both dare-devils survived their crazy stunts, and both made the headlines for the next few days.

Maybe it’s the reality TV generation we unfortunately are in, but it appears the only way to get on television these days is to be doing insanely crazy stuff.

From shows which test people’s level of bravery like Survivor, to ones that test our patience like The Jersey Shore, you don’t have to be a talented actor or have any sense of real intellect or creativity these days to get on a major network.

Just being beautiful and allowing yourself to be humiliated for all to see appears to be the norm.

And if you aren't beautiful, or willing to be voted off the island, you can always jump out of a balloon high up near the barrier between space and Earth, or walk across Niagara Falls.

Why do television networks produce this puff? Whatever happened to shows which actually made us think, feel and laugh?

Truth is, broadcasters have always catered to the largest and widest possible audiences. That’s why they are called “broad” casters. It’s like fishing, they toss their net of shows out into the viewing ocean, and whatever people fall into their net they contain with mindless drivel, while the rest escape to their digital, on demand podcasts.

Perhaps that’s why television and radio are dying – because of the failure of broadcasters to keep pace with the competition from the on demand digital media.

Television and radio broadcasters on the major networks in both Canada and the States have reported significant drops in their viewing and listening audiences over the past decade.

Over a decade ago, on demand digital media didn't exist. We were forced to watch and listen to whatever television and radio programming network executives thought we wanted.

Now we the people are calling the shots. With on demand digital media, we the people are our own program directors. We may occasionally surf late night television, and tune into local radio shows for our morning commutes. However more of us are just saying no to the broadcasters stilted and stale programming choices, as we discover shows that actually mean something to us on our podcast catchers, and other digital media such as Netflix, Apple TV, and on demand networks and shows available through other similar systems.

Although watching someone free-fall from a low Earth orbit may entertain and amaze us for 15-seconds, that 15-seconds of fame is long gone almost as fast as it began.

To really have a successful television or radio show, you need a stable of steady, regular, dedicated viewers and listeners. Tossing out the old fishnet and hoping you catch something is very fleeting, and won’t build a dedicated fan-base to sell advertising.

And if you don’t continue to sell advertising, eventually you won’t be in business, because that’s what pays the bills.

But hey, look on the bright side – at least you can get your 15-seconds of fame. Well, so long as the broadcast television and radio stations continue to exist in the ever growing world of on demand digital media.

How much time is left?

Better hurry up.

Fifteen-seconds doesn't last long.

Nope.

Not long at all.

Even Someone Named Snooki Can Teach Us a Life Lesson

Yesterday we learned yet another celebs nude pictures were spreading over the Internet after their cell phone was hacked.

E! News confirmed that Jersey Shore actress Snooki’s cell phone was hacked, and images sans clothes of the pregnant actress are popping up on the net. The images supposedly, are partially censored, so no Snooki bits are exposed fully. Though one questions whether this was an actual hack, or a media stunt to generate free press for the reality TV star.

This is not the first time celebrities have had to deal with hacked mobile devices unleashing naked pictures of themselves over the worldwide web. Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively have had nude pictures exposed due to cell phone hacks as well.

Snooki – who’s real name by the way is Nicole Elizabeth Polizzi – appears to have fallen victim to the same type of hacks as other celebs – an invasion of private information ripped from their mobile devices.

With a name that sounds like the aftermath of a sneeze, one might feel like saying something soothing after hearing of the horrid news of her hacked phone.

However, if there weren’t any nude pictures, or any other potentially embarrassing things on her mobile devices, we’d probably not be tweeting and discussing her this very moment.

Yes, our mobile devices have become a deeply engrained part of our everyday lives. We use them to keep track of where we are, where we are going, who we are meeting, and even capture and share memories of important events.

And maybe some of those events you want to capture involve removing all clothing, and doing strange things with duct tape, crayons, and a marsh mellow. But if your mobile device gets hacked, the world will finally figure out what you use the marsh mellow for – and you will be red-faced embarrassed, unless it’s for roasting over a camp fire and eating.

What we choose to do with our tech is a personal choice. And we have to weigh the pro’s and the con’s each time we snap that photo, capture that video, or log onto that website.

But as long as there have been passwords, there have been hackers attempting to gain access to those password-protected systems.

Mobile devices, with all their passwords and apps that claim to secure your personal and private data, and cool apps which will even let you wipe your mobile device’s hard drive remotely, still leave us open to public embarrassment, because in the time it takes you to realize your mobile device is missing or may have been hacked, it could already be too late.

To easiest and most guaranteed way to ensure your private and personal information stays private, is to not use your mobile devices to take or store anything which can compromise you, your friends or your family.

Or, you could use one of those old film cameras, which doesn’t store anything digitally. Unless you took the time to painstakingly scan in the film negatives or the actual still pictures, there is no way for one of those cameras to leak sensitive info online.

Ah, retro-technology. It still has a use!